I don’t hate you all, I swear!

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Let’s switch things up for a minute, wait! Are you telling me someone besides English is actually posting? Holy Crap!

Yeah, hey guys, Archaeology here. Wanted to apologize for the silent treatment y’all have been getting, I’m currently in the South Pacific in a country where you can be arrested for wearing party hats on Sundays. Yeah, the Kingdom of Tonga is the silliest country I’ve ever been to, and I’m loving the crap out of it. 

So unfortunately until I’m back you’ll just have to deal with more of English (Oh no! How ever will be cope with reading juicy stories from such a wonderful word wizard?!) and Communications (who has some stories to share and really needs to get on it, girl!) while Biology and I explore different parts of the globe.

But don’t worry, before I left I got involved with a guy who has been introducing me to the sub-culture present in our city of BDSM, Dom/Sub, and Kink parties. His new job also involves the intense knowledge of tying knots, and he’ll need tons of practice to perfect such a skill. Good thing he’s got a willing subject to help in his education. There is going to be a boat load of experimentation and crazy stories for all of you. Patience is the key young grasshoppers.

Stay sexy folks!

Love, Archaeology